I’m following back EVERYONE and promoting all my new followers until they gain 150+ each!
this is my favorite picture
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my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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So I'm just minding my own business as I go to the bathroom, and the following conversation happens
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My brother:
Hey.
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Me:
Hey.
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My brother:
How's your waste excretion going?
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Me:
What?
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My brother:
How's your waste excretion going?
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Me:
*groans*
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My brother:
That good, huh?
I typed all of these in on Google and this is what came up.
Good job, society.
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i should not have done this
THIS IS GREAT
HERE IS
OUR PANTHEON
THE TUMBLR PANTHEON
im still laughing at this
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Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
so deep
One of my favorite quotes of his haha. It’s the sad truth.
x
follow this new blog ^^^
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dont fuck with a crazy man in a box
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